The Adventures of Miss Balobabee
I have the whole world in my hands and I'm going to scatter my songs everywhere so little children can sing and laugh in every language!
"Try it again, Mojo, it’s Ba-LOH-ba-bee.”
"No silly monkey, Ba-lo-ba-bee,
Dear Children Across the Globe,
I'm writing to say I love each one of you, whether you're short or tall, your skin is black, brown, or white, or your hair is pink, orange, or green, or if it looks like spaghetti, cavatappi, or porcupine pricks! You are all very dear and precious to me!
Hmmm... Crossword puzzles! But why aren't there any cool words? Wait! I'll make up my own like, jiddledink-skipity! Now that's a cool word!
On my honor, I pledge to be the best Miss Balobabee there ever was, and since there's only one of me, I don't think this should be a very hard to do as long as I don’t have to multi task!
Simon says to touch your cheek. Caught you!
I didn't say Simon Says! Now where was I? Did I say Simon Says or not? Please pay attention and listen, my dears!
”Miss Balobabee, am I related to Barney?”